It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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