Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
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Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.