JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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