Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
R you on birth control?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend