But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.