Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?