and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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