whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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