Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
another moral hangover. fuck.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I can't turn off my feet"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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