it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Actions speak louder than pants.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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