i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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