god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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