He asked me if I "almost moaned"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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