they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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