Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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