dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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