We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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