He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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