if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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