Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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