benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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