I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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