You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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