I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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