let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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