Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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