sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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