"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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