She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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