idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
you inspire me to be a worse person
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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