They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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