Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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