I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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