He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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