Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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