I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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