Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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