and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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