Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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