In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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