Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
