You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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