i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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