He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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