Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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