big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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