I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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