I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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