Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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