would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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