so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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