some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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