You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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