It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Semen is not good for contacts.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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