Moan for me like Helen Keller
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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