this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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