she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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