Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
In America we eat man semen.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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