New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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