Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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